Haley Quote #163
Quote from Haley in A Slight at the Opera
Haley: Wait. Ice cream might ruin Lily's dinner.
Dylan: So?
Haley: So I spent all afternoon cooking.
Dylan: I thought ice cream would be fun.
Haley: All you've done today is have fun while I did all the work.
Dylan: I'm just trying to make the most of it with these kids. I don't have as much time with them as you do.
Haley: What, by spoiling them? Who's that? Who's texting you?
Dylan: It's just about work.
Haley: Typical. Even when you're here, you're not here.
Dylan: Why are you this upset about ice cream?
Haley: If that's what you think this is about, then you haven't heard a word I've said!
Dylan: I-I'm confused. Why do we even have these kids?
Haley: I don't know!
Dylan: I'm going home!
Haley: Good!
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Slight at the Opera’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, you always do this. You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it. I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot.
Phil: I keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?
Claire: Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.
Phil: Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen. If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: No, it's not just me. Three mothers are giving the party, and we need all our names in the card: Gloria Pritchett, Sara Leonard, Dee Cho. What do you mean that there's no more room? Dee Cho must go on.
Alex: Okay, come on. That one had to be on purpose.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Don't listen to him. He's "Cat's in the Cradling" you.
Mitchell: What?
Pepper: He's playing on your emotions so you lose your edge. I do it to my son all the time.
Jay: Did he say "son"?
Pepper: Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L. Oh, I've said too much.
Phil: What's "Cats in the cradle"?
Pepper: You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life? Stay strong, just like Kyle did in Yemen. Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.