Jay Quote #497
Jay: What are you looking for?
Gloria: Nothing! I am making a lot of noise because I'm angry!
Jay: Gloria, I'm gonna help you with the baby.
Gloria: I am not young like with Manny. I am tired already, and it's gonna get harder from here! I can't do this on my own, and you did this to me, so you're going to be here this time!
Jay: Back then, we were living paycheck to paycheck. The reason I wasn't around is I was working all the time. Believe me, DeDe wasn't the only one having sleepless nights. But now it's different. Now I can help you with everything.
Gloria: Really?
Jay: Let's start right now. I like that one.
Gloria: Which one?
Jay: That silver stroller.
Gloria: No, we're going to get the green one.
Jay: Great. What's next? How about I pick out the wrong crib?
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Jay: [on the phone] What are you doing there?
Mitchell: They asked me to come along in case they needed a lawyer.
Jay: Shouldn't they have a real lawyer?
Phil: Oh, God. Should we?
Mitchell: I am a real lawyer, people. Environmental law is a thing.
Jay: Don't get all sensitive on me. I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas.
Mitchell: Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do. I-I defend pandas in court.
Phil: That's adorable.
Jay: You know what I'm talking about. Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, like Perry Mason.
Mitchell: Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is?
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Haley: What? What's wrong with it?
Claire: Honey, you are fighting for your future in front of a disciplinary committee, not entertaining the secret service.
Haley: In "Legally Blonde," Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie.