Claire Quote #286
Claire: [aside to camera] More importantly, it is an essential part of our 5-year plan.
Phil: Oh, the 5-year plan. Talk about the- The Rosses.
Claire: The Rosses. Okay, the Rosses are this couple we have known forever, and they were never able to have kids, so we always felt a little-
Phil: Jealous of them.
Claire: Yeah.
Phil: I mean, we love our kids, but John and Chrissy can travel.
Claire: They're always tan. Did you know that Chrissy is eight years older than me?
Phil: I would have said eight years younger. There's just this spark in her that- Well, look who I'm talking to. You used to have it.
Claire: Wow. It's like you don't hear-
Phil: The point is, as long as we don't have another baby, that life is ours in five years when Luke goes off to college.
Claire: Or somewhere.
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Phil: Um, I think I'm supposed to have ice cream.
Claire: Hmm. Actually, I don't-
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