Claire Quote #242
Quote from Claire in Little Bo Bleep
Alex: Welcome, candidates. Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire: Thank you for having me.
Alex: And councilman Bailey.
Phil: Gosh, thank you so much, Alex. I'm deeply honored to be here, and I remain, as ever, a humble servant to the greatest little town in the greatest darn--
Luke: [buzzer sounds] Eye-rolling.
Claire: Playful eye rolling.
Haley: How do we, as voters, know it's playful? I would avoid it.
Claire: Okay. No eye rolling.
Haley: [horn honks] And don't purse your lips like that. It makes you look annoyed.
Luke: [buzzer] And don't touch your face.
Haley: Yeah, no face touching. Seems nervous.
Claire: Some of this is subjective. What? What now?
Luke & Haley: Anger.
Haley: It looks like you're scolding us.
Claire: I will keep my hands at my sides.
Phil: Not on your hips. You're not Superman.
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Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: What about the wedding? What if she says it there? She's like a ticking time bomb!
Mitchell: Well, what are we gonna do, cancel?
Cameron: Yes. Maybe we just call and say, "We're not going to any more weddings until the gays can get married."
Mitchell: Oh, so now we're political? We leave town on gay pride weekend because we don't like the traffic.
Quote from Alex
Alex: Mom, just be confident.
Claire: Mm-hmm? Based on what? I just lost a debate in my living room, and people think I'm unlikable.
Alex: That's just the word men use for powerful women because they feel threatened. So just forget everything else and be proud and powerful.
Claire: How did you get so smart?
Alex: I've always assumed adoption or baby switch.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Busy day at the Dunphy compound. We have a wedding tonight, and this afternoon, Claire is debating Duane Bailey in the race for town council. And now the "weekly saver" says that some voters find Claire, quote, "angry and unlikable." To those voters, I say, "Wait till she sees this."