Cameron Quote #337
Quote from Cameron in Treehouse
Cameron: Katie, you're an amazing woman. You're smart, you're beautiful, and how fun is that handbag? This is gonna come as a little bit of a shock. I'm fairly gay. I don't know why I said that. I'm- I'm totally gay. Just gay.
Katie: You're telling me you're gay?
Cameron: Yeah.
Katie: Why?
Cameron: I was born that way. I mean, you know, it's just-
Katie: No, why are you telling me? I mean, I know you're gay. It's obvious.
Cameron: Well, it's not that- It's not that obvious.
Katie: Well, yeah. The way you talk and walk and dress and your theatrical hand gestures.
Cameron: I do not have theatrical hand gestures. Okay, maybe I am moderately expressive. But why would you give me your number?
Katie: Oh, because I want a gay friend. Someone I can dish with, give me guy advice, and I can shop with.
Cameron: Those are totally offensive stereotypes.
Katie: We could go see Julia Roberts movies together.
Cameron: I know her, and she's as nice as she seems on screen.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Treehouse’ Quotes
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Phil: No, don't go! I'm doing this for you!
Luke: Are you, dad? Are you?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The kid made me think with that one. Who was I really doing this for?
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Sometimes I just say, "Are you, dad? Are you?" because he gets real quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What's up, big guy?
Jay: How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?
Manny: Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.
Jay: Crap!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I stink at dancing. First dance at our wedding, Gloria was all graceful and gorgeous, and I was all big and clunky. Like that scene from "Beauty and the Beast." Actually, that was the song. Manny picked it. He didn't like me back then.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi.