Charlie Bingham: As you can imagine, I get asked to help, uh, with a lot of these environmental causes. Usually, I buy a ticket, uh, bid on Shaquille O'Neal's big shoe And, uh, come home. But then, something happened. I love paddle surfing, and each time I'd go out, I'd see this one sea lion. He'd pop his head up. He'd check me out. I got so used to seeing him, I even named him-- Snorkels.
Cameron: Oh, God, I do not like where this is going.
Charlie Bingham: So one day, I, uh, I go out and I see Snorkels. But he's doing this weird twisting thing in the water.
Cameron: Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Mitchell: Shh, shh.
Charlie Bingham: So I paddle over, and I see he's got a plastic grocery bag wrapped around his neck and one of his fins. And I freaked, tried to get it off with my paddle. It didn't work, so I-I jumped in, but he disappeared under the water. And, uh-
Cameron: Don't say it. Don't you dare say it.
Charlie Bingham: And I never saw him again.
Cameron: Oh. This is the saddest thing I've ever-
Mitchell: [wailing]
Cameron: Mitchell, are you okay?
Mitchell: Of course I'm not okay. None of this is okay.
Cameron: Okay, well, you need to pull yourself together 'cause we're at your boss' house.
Mitchell: He drowned, Cam!
Charlie Bingham: Is he all right?
Cameron: Yeah, yeah, I just think he needs a little air.
Mitchell: You know who else needed air? Snorkels!