Gloria Quote #178
Quote from Gloria in When Good Kids Go Bad
Jay: So, Manny, how'd it go with the principal today?
Gloria: It was terrible, but he was brave, and now it's over. Right, Manny?
Manny: Mm-hmm.
Jay: Mm. What'd they give you? Detention? Suspension?
Gloria: No, just a warning because it was first offense.
Gloria: So how was work?
Jay: Great. Just a warning, huh?
Manny: Like she said.
Gloria: So I ask about work, and you change the subject. Are you trying to hide something?
Jay: No, I just wanna make sure he's okay. You okay? 'Cause, I mean, it looks like you're sweatin' bullets back there, kid.
Gloria: Stop grilling him. First the principal, now you. This poor boy has been screamed at all day.
Manny: Well, not to mention-
Gloria: Quiet! I've got this.
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Alex: But only one of us can have it. Don't you think it should be me?
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Luke: Why do you guys wanna move into the attic?
Haley: Oh, you mean "the penthouse"?
Alex: With all the privacy of being on its very own floor?
Luke: It is kinda cool.
[aside to camera:]
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Lily: Kill the new baby.
Mitchell: Oh.