Luke Quote #83
Quote from Luke in Boys' Night
Mr. Kleezak: What?
Luke: My name is Luke Dunphy. I live next door.
Mr. Kleezak: What do you want?
Luke: I wanna get our ball from your yard.
Mr. Kleezak: I don't want you messing around back there. Just go home.
Luke: Are you going scuba diving?
Mr. Kleezak: Hmm?
Luke: Why do you have that tank?
Mr. Kleezak: You being smart?
Luke: You mean in school? Well, I do okay. My teacher says I get distracted. Why do you have that tube in your nose?
Mr. Kleezak: For fun.
Luke: Really? Can I try?
Mr. Kleezak: It's oxygen.
Luke: We have that in our house, but we don't need tanks.
Mr. Kleezak: Oh, for God's sake. Just get your ball.
Luke: Okay. [takes deep breath as he enters the house]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Boys' Night’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do... dancing to Madonna's "Lucky Star." And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him. And yet here he was laughing with my friends. And I don't know... maybe the problem was me.
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: John Schneider was the one.
Mitchell: John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard?
Cameron: That was your first crush?
Longinus: Oh, my God, yes. Bo Duke. Delicious.
Pepper: He was a redneck who drove a car called the General Lee with a giant Confederate flag on it. That wasn't a turn off for you?
Longinus: Look, I know he was all kinds of wrong, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Quote from Longinus
Crispin: Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.
Mitchell: No, I wasn't.
Pepper: Let me bring you up to speed. Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre whoever that is. Longinus said John Schneider.
Jay: Your name is Longinus?
Longinus: I know. I never stood a chance.