Mitchell Quote #166
Quote from Mitchell in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Mitchell: I took a quick pass at "Two Monkeys and a Panda." So just let me know what you think. "Once upon a time there were two monkeys. They loved each other very much, but there was something missing."
Cameron: A hyphen?
Mitchell: "They wanted a baby. And they heard that there was a very special baby in a faraway land who needed a family. She was a panda named Lily. One of the monkeys was scared. They'd never had a panda before. But they held Lily in their arms and the scared monkey became the brave one. And the two monkeys"
Cameron: Coco and Miko.
Mitchell: I'm sorry. What?
Cameron: Coco and Miko are the names of the monkeys.
Mitchell: Really? That doesn't seem like it's a little on- Coco and Miko. I like that. I like that. Coco and Miko. Yeah. "They traveled all the way home with the perfect panda that they adopted."
Cameron: Did she just clap? She heard "adopted" and clapped.
Mitchell: Cam, that's amazing. Oh, my God. You did that. Wha- You did that. That is amazing. I can't believe that.
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