Mitchell Quote #151
Quote from Mitchell in Bixby's Back
Mitchell: As long as we can agree he does not have a crush on me.
Cameron: Absolutely.
Mitchell: So, to us.
Cameron: To us. He does not have a crush on you.
Mitchell: No.
Cameron: Nope.
Mitchell: Why do I feel like you're hinting at something?
Cameron: Mitchell, we have talked long enough about Broderick's crush. Which he does not have. On you.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. What?
Cameron: Okay, fine. Since you won't let it go, your assistant is hot for me. That's why he's been playing the saboteur.
Mitchell: And you're sure it's not because he wants me?
Cameron: You just said he didn't.
Mitchell: I was protecting your feelings.
Cameron: He hugged me in the elevator.
Mitchell: Well, pick out china and move to Vermont.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Bixby's Back’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Well, Clive, I am just a bored housewife with a dark side and an hour to kill.
Phil: Is that what I think it is?
Claire: It's not a gift card. Or maybe it is. I'll be upstairs, Clive. Don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: I had a whole private dinner planned. I don't know what happened.
Gloria: But I do. [opens garage] I know exactly what happened!
Jay: No, you don't. l- What the hell?
Gloria: I win! I see you sneaking around, trying to trick me. So when I figure it out, I move the party over here and I trick you! I win!
Jay: What do you mean, you win?
Gloria: I know you think I think you're not romantic but I think you think I'm not smarter than you. So now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
Jay: My God. It's fantastic!
Gloria: I win again!
Jay: Honey, I love all this, but you can't win Valentine's Day. I mean, you defeat the whole idea if you make it into some silly competition.
Gloria: Shut up. I win.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Valentine's Day isn't over yet, Juliana.
Claire: Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrested tonight.
Phil: That's how it's gonna be? You're just givin' up on us?
Claire: I am not giving up on us. I'm giving up on Clive and Juliana.
Phil: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know a couple people who could possibly save this night.
Claire: Hmm.
Phil: Maybe you've heard of 'em. Two American kids doing the best that they can. Phil and Claire Dunphy.