Cameron Quote #191
Director: Action.
Male Voice Artist: [exaggerated Asian accent] Oh, no! We are trapped in a city of high furniture prices.
Female Voice Artist: [exaggerated Asian accent] Oh! Can no one protect us from these high prices?
Male Voice Artist: Look. Over there.
Female Voice Artist: Oh!
Male Voice Artist: It's Save-zilla.
Female Voice Artist: He's knocking down prices on everything from bibs to cribs.
Male Voice Artist: Half off on playpens.
Female Voice Artist: Ah!
Male Voice Artist: High chairs are low chairs.
Cameron: Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Director: Cut. What's the problem?
Cameron: Well, don't you think this commercial just might be the teeniest bit racist? I mean, "Save-zilla"?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Chirp’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Hey, Dad, I think I found a place online where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Phil: I think they mean a different kind of organ, buddy.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Boy, I wish Haley would date some other boys.
Phil: What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Claire: Don't.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: [on the phone] I'm sorry, but I gotta have lunch with my wife today. I know, baby, but I had to marry her so she could stay in the country.
Gloria: Oh, no. Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?
Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.