Mitchell Quote #113
Quote from Mitchell in Strangers on a Treadmill
Mitchell: [answering phone, tersely] Hello, Claire.
Claire: You are a gutless weasel.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah, no, I heard what you said to my boyfriend.
Claire: You told Phil he was hysterical. You said he was this generation's Richard Pryor.
Mitchell: Well, I am not the one that you need to apologize to.
Claire: What are you babbling about? You owe me a murder.
Mitchell: [Cameron leaves] Okay, Claire, I couldn't do it. I couldn't crush Phil's dreams.
Claire: We had a deal. I told Cam about the bike shorts.
Mitchell: [Cam returns] No. No. The deal was to get Cam to take off the bike shorts. But guess what? He is still in the stupid bike shorts. Can I call you back? Turns out Cam was here the whole time, and he just heard everything I said.
Claire: Oh. Did he just run into the bedroom and cry?
Mitchell: Yes, 'cause that's what all gay men do. We all dissolve into- [Cameron wails] Yes, that is what he did.
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