Alex Quote #44
Quote from Alex in Strangers on a Treadmill
Alex: She wants me to come to this party she's throwing. She texted me earlier.
Haley: You texted her back, right?
Alex: No.
Haley: Wow. I'm proud? Tell her you'll try and come-
Alex: Right.
Haley: And then when she says-
Alex: Haley, I got this. [answering phone] Hey. Who's this?
Haley: Brilliant.
Alex: No, I didn't see it. I get a lot of texts.
Haley: [sobs] I have a sister.
Alex: When's the party? I'll try and come. You know, I'm kinda busy. I have a life. You know, stuff. Homework.
Haley: Uh-oh.
Alex: I mean not homework- It's not work if you love it.
Haley: Oh, God. Hang up, hang up.
Alex: Shut up!
Haley: Not you, Mackenzie. Drop the phone and kick it over here.
Alex: Um, I have to go. I'll call you later. Or you call me later. Love you. [hangs up, screams]
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Alex: What are you doing? I was about to call Mackenzie?
Haley: Yeah, I know. Now shut up and let me help you. The world is divided into two groups: Cool girls and girls like you. And you have been given a rare opportunity to move from the former to the latter.
Alex: The latter to the former.
Haley: Whatever. Oh, my God, you're such a geek. Now, do you want to be smart, or do you want to be popular?
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