Cameron Quote #161
Quote from Cameron in Earthquake
Cameron: [on the phone] Well, the earthquake. Yeah, it was huge here. So, obviously, we're not we're not gonna be able to make it.
Pepper: Why not?
Cameron: Well, some dishes broke.
Pepper: You can sweep them up later.
Cameron: And, um... Well, yeah, I guess I guess we could sweep those up, um, later. Our, uh... Our Our hat rack... Our hat rack fell through the window.
Pepper: Hat rack?
Cameron: Well Yeah, we do have a hat rack. We thought it would force us to wear our hats more. And it did. And there's water damage. There's water everywhere. A bookshelf fell on Mitchell's leg. Mitchell's hurt, Pepper. Mitchell's hurt real bad.
Pepper: I'm coming right over.
Cameron: No, you don't need to come over.
Pepper: I'm coming.
Cameron: Pepper, no! [hangs up] He's coming over.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Earthquake’ Quotes
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Oh, boys. Boys, I can't stand that I'm coming between you. Not that I'm surprised. I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, you'll... You'll forgive us, Pepper, if we sit out your next few brunches?
Pepper: Absolutely. I would hate to lose you two. I've always thought of you as being like my-
Cameron: Sons?
Mitchell: Sons?
Pepper: Sons?! I was gonna say brothers. [scoffs; crying] It's like a house of pain.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Just one week. Can I go golfing with you?
Jay: I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Oh, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Mitchell: We better not. If they find us in these outfits, it's gonna be very bad for the gays.