Cameron Quote #127
Charlie: Okay. Everybody, Mitchell Pritchett and his partner, Cameron.
Cameron: Business partners. Mergers and acquisitions. [chuckles] I'm kidding. We're gay.
Mitchell: Stop talking.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: When things are relaxed, I'm great in social situations. I would have fit in at the Algonquin Round Table. But when the stakes are high, I get a little tense. I'd be the guy that would knock over the round table. Then Dorothy Parker would make a quip, James Thurber would laugh, and then I would end up leaving, crying.
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