Jay Quote #122
Quote from Jay in Starry Night
Jay: I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there, but in our defense, look at you. [chuckling] I mean, smell you.
Mitchell: This is a fantastic apology.
Jay: Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on. You're gonna be mad, be mad at me.
Mitchell: Done!
Jay: I was just happy to see him laugh a little bit. You know, he's had kind of a tough week.
Mitchell: I got sprayed by a skunk, and I'm wearing a dress that makes my hips look huge.
Jay: I know he doesn't want me to talk about it, but he didn't get invited to this big party. Some kids he thought were his friends think he's weird. Now, you know me on this. I'm no- I'm no good at it. You know, I- I never know what to say.
Mitchell: That's true.
Jay: But maybe I raised a kid who would know what to say. That's the only reason I invited him along- You know, because this astronomy stuff, that's- That's our thing.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Starry Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something's up there watching over all of us- Aliens, who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. So wake up, people. We're next.
Alex: Mom! You better get down here!
Quote from Luke
Luke: [wearing noise-cancelling headphones] Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now. Whoo! Everybody is stupid except me. Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I. And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager. Trust me, I can provide Luke with the tools and guidance he needs without, uh, smothering him.
Claire: You think I smother our child?
Phil: It's not your fault, honey. "Mother" is part of the word. You never hear of anyone being "sfathered" to death.