Mitchell Quote #49
Quote from Mitchell in Fifteen Percent
Cameron: Oh, guess what. I ran into your dad and some of his friends.
Mitchell: Oh, really?
Cameron: Yeah. And get this. He, uh- He referred to me as "a friend of my son."
Mitchell: Seriously?
Cameron: Yeah.
Mitchell: That's a little disrespectful to you.
Cameron: Well, I wasn't offended by it.
Mitchell: Well, I am. I mean, would he refer to Phil as "a friend of Claire's"? No.
Cameron: I've heard him call Phil a lot worse. Just let it pass. I should have never said anything.
Mitchell: I'm not letting it pass. He needs to know that's not okay. And if he doesn't like it, he knows where he can go.
Female Voice: Enter destination.
Mitchell: Hell!
Female Voice: Mexican food.
Mitchell: Shut up!
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‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.