Mitchell Quote #40

Quote from Mitchell in Up All Night

Mitchell: Listen, Cam, I- I can't always be the bad cop here. I-I know it's my issue, but she can't grow up with one huggy, happy, cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad. Because guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle.
Cameron: Uh- Y- Okay, you know what? I can be the bad cop sometimes. I'll always make her eat her vegetables.
Mitchell: Okay. Dentist.
Cameron: Deal.
Mitchell: Good.
Cameron: As long as you make her practice her violin.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah. The violin. I like that.
Cameron: And we're both walking her down the aisle. [Mitchell winces] Assuming you can walk by then.
Mitchell: Ow!
Cameron: Do you need to go to the hospital for that?
Mitchell: No, God. No, no. It's not that bad. Oh, you meant call 911, didn't you?
Together: Firemen.
Mitchell: Yeah, you call, and I'm gonna change my shirt.


 ‘Up All Night’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.

Quote from Phil

Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.

Quote from Phil

Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.