Season 11, Episode 3 - Aired October 9, 2019
Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting! However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off.
Quote from Sonia
Gloria: Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo?
Jay: Why is Néstor gone?
Gloria: Let me lock the door first.
Sonia: [through door] Gloria! You ruined my life again!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Is this your ring?
Haley: It is! [laughs]
Phil: Is this your sock?
Luke: It is.
Phil: Is this... your card?
Dylan: I don't remember!
Phil: Now everything is where it belongs. Except for this candle, which obviously belongs... on the piano!
Claire: Oh, my God!
Phil: You're right. It's like I want to fail!
Haley: Dad, stop being crazy. Your act is great!
Phil: It's a flat finish, which means it's a flat act. It's obviously two candles. I put the second one over there while I was distracting you by throwing a card into that stupid grape.