Pam Tucker Quotes Page 3 of 4
Quote from Frank's Wedding
Mitchell: So what brings you into town?
Pam: Modeling.
Mitchell: Oh.
Cameron: I'm sorry. Modeling?
Pam: Real-person modeling. Back home, they put me on a billboard for the feed store, and I caught the bug.
Mitchell: Oh. Wow.
Pam: Next stop, Hollywood.
Quote from Frank's Wedding
Cameron: So how long are you gonna be in town?
Pam: Well, who's to say?
Cameron: Well, I was hoping it'd be you.
Pam: You can't put a date on a dream.
Quote from Frank's Wedding
Pam: You stole my dream.
Mitchell: Okay, would you please stop saying that?
Pam: If you hadn't distracted those ninnies with your striking regularness, they would have put me in a national TV ad campaign instead of neither of us!
Quote from All Things Being Equal
Pam: I was about to wig out worse than Princess Margaret when her boyfriend was banished by Elizabeth.
Mitchell: Oh, yep.
Cameron: You watched "The Crown" without me?!
Quote from All Things Being Equal
Pam: Mitchell, could I speak to you in private, please?
Cameron: Why? Do you want to do some more neckin'?
Pam: You were bragging on it?
Mitchell: He saw it on the baby monitor.
Pam: And you were watching, you horny toad?
Quote from Tough Love
Pam: Where's my little angel?
Mitchell: Oh, hey, hey! Tell me about your rubdown, huh? [drops something] Oh!
Pam: Oh, boy! Oh, I cant get it. Now I'm so free and loose I cant pick up anything, move around. Yep, I'm like an owl.
Quote from No Small Feet
Pam: What the hell is he doing here?!
Cameron: Now, Pameron, Bo came back for you and baby Calhoun!
Mitchell: Yeah, just just give him a chance, okay?
Bo: Oh, my gosh. Is this him? Is is that my boy?
Pam: No. This is my car and I have a little tiny driver. Of course it's him! You stay away from us, Beauregard Lavern Johnson! And stop undressing me with your devil blue eyes!
Quote from He Said, She Shed
Pam: Hi, hi. I brought y'all some stuff for Lily's party.
Mitchell: Oh, my God.
Pam: Thought you might not want to get into your own stash. I know how pricy your lady creams are.
Cameron: Okay, she's lashing out because I inherited Mama's skin.
Pam: And I got Daddy's strong flickin' finger.
Cameron: Don't do it!
Quote from He Said, She Shed
Mitchell: I did not realize how big that was gonna be. [doorbell rings] Cam, hey. Y-You're okay, right? Cam, I-I-I can't face these 12-year-olds by myself.
Pam: 12-year-olds? I got to change my shirt. [doorbell rings rapidly] They're already angry.
Quote from He Said, She Shed
Pam: [refined accent] Hi, girls. I'm Lily's cool Aunt Pam. I brought lighters for everyone. Please be nice.