‘Not in My House’
Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired January 13, 2010
Claire finds a dirty picture on her laptop and thinks Luke was the one looking at it. Meanwhile, Gloria is unhappy with Jay's dog butler statue, Barkley, and Mitchell feels Cameron is too interested in helping people.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Honey? Hey. I'm really sorry. That picture was just something that someone sent me. Doesn't matter who.
Gil Thorpe. Anyway, I don't do that stuff. You're all the porn I need. That's-
Claire: Uh- Honey, it's fine. It's fine. [slaps Phil's head] Now, it's fine.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] I couldn't care less about the picture. I was just upset when I thought it was Luke. Haley's off in her own world. Alex has never really been a kid. But Luke is my baby. Is it really too much to ask that he stay a sweet, innocent kid forever?