Lily: You took his stupid, little clown, didn't you?
Mitchell: I find it sad that your generation is so damaged and cynical.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: It happened a few days ago. I hated that thing. It had to go. I mean, that's how collections start. I wasn't crazy about the cat cozy, either. But I never intended for Cam to blame it on one of those poor kids. I mean, I was just gonna pin it on the cleaning lady.

Suzie: This is lame. Let's bounce.
Cameron: Okay, no. No one is bouncing until I get my figurine.
Belinda: But I have to get home soon.
Cameron: I've read your file, Belinda. No one knows or cares where you are.

Haley: [whispers] What the hell? Formula? Pacifiers? Are you kidding me?!
Claire: This is a very weird way of saying, "Thank you, Mother, "for settling down my babies. I have a lot to learn from you."
Haley: You ignored everything I asked of you!
Phil: Haley, don't be so hard on your mom.
Haley: Oh, you! Those pacifiers have you written all over them.
Phil: Hmm. [laughing] Babies aren't supposed to smoke!

Sherry: When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella, you know you're loved. Was that any better?
Manny: [sighs] Where to begin, where to begin... [clicks tongue] You've met a dog, right?
Sherry: Yes.
Manny: And I know you've felt loved before. So let's link those two ideas and try to get it this time.
Sherry: Can I get some water first?
Manny: I suppose.
Gloria: You should make her drink it out of a dog bowl.
Manny: That seems over-the-line, but you were right. This is working.

Manny: That was really good.
Sherry: [chuckles] Oh, thank God. I mean, it's all you. I've never had a director with such a sure hand. It's so electric.
Manny: It is, isn't it?
Sherry: What do you say we get a drink, Brown Eyes?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: It was all happening. I was on the brink of a directorial masterpiece. This was the kind of thing that could launch me straight into an unpaid internship.
[back:]
Manny: Let's put a pin in that drink. I wanna go again.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: It took 63 more takes, but I got it.

Sherry: When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella, you know you're loved.
Manny: You're a purebred. Stop acting like a mutt. Again!
Sherry: When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella, you know you're loved.
Manny: There's pain behind this. They spayed you without your permission! It's your body! Who decided?! Again!
Sherry: When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella, you know you're loved.
Manny: Again!
Sherry: When you lie down in a Dog Bed by Stella, you know you're loved.
Manny: And cut! We're good in here. Anything you wanna try?
Sherry: Not with you!