Alex: What happened? Did I mess up?
Haley: No, you did great.
Alex: So he didn't like me?
Haley: No, he totally liked you.
Alex: Then why'd we walk away?
Haley: 'Cause it was never about him. This was about getting you some confidence. Guys will pick up on that. Better guys. Guys who can lose to a girl without feeling e-masculated.
Alex: Okay, try not to throw this in my face one day, but sometimes you're actually really smart. Like, smart smart. I hope you know that.
Haley: Wow. Thanks. But I'm totally throwing that in your face one day.

Claire: Actually, I was trapped back here, my dad and I got in a whole thing. Now he's mad at me.
Jeff: Whoa, where'd you find that?
Claire: I know where you keep the beer, Jeff. I hate this feeling! I swear, it started when I was 12 years old and I got a "C" in social studies. The way my Dad looked at me, you would have thought I'd worn a tube top in church. He knew it crushed me. He didn't care. That's why I can't work for him. He was hard on me then. He's gonna be hard on me now. I'm telling you, people don't change. I've changed. I don't wanna put up with this stuff. I am a completely different person than I was 20 years ago. All right, kids, that's gonna be $18.50. Out of $20? There's your $1.50. I thought so.
Jeff: Well, I mean, do you feel good that you were at least honest with him?
Claire: No. And super no. Because I'm the one who's left with this awful feeling every time I disappoint him. And it's not fair. 'Cause I'm not the bad guy here. He needs to know that.

Jay: Good guy.
Cameron: Who, Teddy? Yeah. Yeah, he's the best.
Jay: Nuts he can't find anybody, huh? Gotta be something a little off there. He definitely did not bring out the best in Mitchell, I can tell you that right now.
Cameron: Oh, really? Well, you know, not that it matters... But in what way exactly?
Jay: Honestly? When they were together, Mitchell could be a bit of a pill. Now, I like Teddy, but when they broke up, I was actually kinda glad. Of course, Mitchell thought that I was uncomfortable because of the gay thing, and maybe I was, but I really just wanted him to be happy. Like he is now. And when you two started up, everyone thought, "Well, there it is."

Gloria: What is everybody looking at?
Cameron: Oh, I guess I can tell the story one more time. Sure, yeah. Well, I was mad about something. I don't even remember what. I turned. Now at this point, I'm more animal than I am man. Strike the punching machine, and apparently I broke some sort of world record. I guess the thing that I'll never forget is the sound that it made. It was, like, bells and whistles and sirens. It's impossible to describe.
Teddy: [machine sounds] That was literally the first punch I've ever thrown!
Cameron: You are never to see him again.
Mitchell: Yes, I know.