‘Moon Landing’
Season 1, Episode 14 - Aired February 3, 2010
Claire wonders whether the grass is greener when she meets an old colleague, who is now a powerful executive with a vibrant social life. Meanwhile, Mitchell helps Gloria out after a car accident, and Jay and Cameron have an uncomfortable moment in a locker room.
Quote from Alex
Valerie: This is a nice color.
Claire: Yeah. Um, listen. This is not normal, with all that, nor- nor is that liquor smell. Phil, honey? Oh, my God. Luke, what is that?
Luke: Jagermeister. Dad says it makes girls easier to kiss.
Claire: What happened to the rug?
Luke: I had an accident.
Claire: Okay. Alex, what are you doing?
Alex: I'm trying to kill a rat.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: [o.s.] Sharon was helping me buy you a birthday present. Don't you get it? I love your ass.
Quote from Claire
Claire: One time! Once! One time I bring somebody home who I want to impress, and what do I find? A bunch of booze-drenched hill people just sitting around in their underwear and-and chasing rats and fornicating in the stairwell.
Phil: Can I say something?
Claire: No. No, you can't, Mario. There is nothing left to say but thank you. Thank you all.
Quote from Claire
Claire: At that moment all I wanted was to be with my family. But of course, that meant finding a way to apologize to the people that I had belittled and rejected. They could have been petty. They really could have made me pay, but they didn't. Never loved 'em more. Why the hell couldn't Valerie have seen them like that?