‘Message Received’
Season 5, Episode 22 - Aired May 7, 2014
As their wedding day approaches and the expenses pile up, Mitchell and Cameron try to raise some extra money. After Phil and Claire uncover his old answering machine, the kids play a prank on their parents. Meanwhile, Jay, Manny and Gloria try to step outside their comfort zones and try something new.
Quote from Luke
Mitchell: [on Phil's old answering machine] Hey, Phil, it's Mitchell, Claire's brother. I heard about your and Claire's whole pregnancy situation, and I'm -- I'm sorry my dad didn't have a better reaction. Don't take it personally. He's just like that. He'll- He'll come around. And if not... well, his loss. Yeah, okay, anyway, uh, now that we're gonna be family, it's- It's probably a little weird for me to date your cousin, so maybe you could ask her to stop paging me?
Haley: Wow.
Alex: It's so crazy.
Luke: I know. Uncle Mitchell with a pager.