Higgins: Are you decent?
Mitchell: I am.
Higgins: Well, not for long.
Mitchell: My partner should be here any minute.
Higgins: Is it me, sir, or is the air positively fizzing with erotic anticipation?
Mitchell: Yeah.
Higgins: Oh, I forgot the ice.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Higgins: Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Mitchell: No, not a problem.
Higgins: As you wish. Same price either way.

Mitchell: Oh, good! I've been looking for you.
Cameron: Well, you should have been looking for somebody who was looking for you, because that's what I was doing.

Mitchell: What are you doing here?
Langham: You gave me your room key.
Cameron: What?!
Langham: Don't act so shocked. You told me at the bachelor party you two lead separate lives.
Mitchell: You went to the bachelor party?
Cameron: Yes, and I was starting to feel bad about sneaking around, but I guess I shouldn't have, now that I see what you're up to.
Mitchell: I'm not up to anything! I left my key by mistake.
Langham: We're all obviously tense. Let's take a deep breath, get in the tub-
Mitchell: That's not happening.

Tim: [knocking] Langham!
Langham: It's Tim. He can't know I'm here. He has insane trust issues.
Mitchell: Insane?

Phil: What's that thing doing here?
Higgins: Just enjoying a dirty Martini before a cleansing romp in the bath.
Phil: That's not who the bath is for.
[Langham enters]
Higgins: Oh, my mistake. Welcome Claire. You're certainly gonna be clean by the end of the night, aren't you?

Ducky: Phil, there you are.
Phil: Ducky! How'd you know where I was?
Ducky: Magicians run this town.
Phil: Really?
Ducky: No. I'm a shaving butler up on Plus.

Higgins: The scotch delivery you had me on the lookout for, sir.
[Bagpipe music plays as The Kilty Pleasures dance in]
Burt Tanner: I like your style, Pritchett. You're in.
Jay: Vegas.

Higgins: This reminds me of my late grandfather.
Phil: He was Scottish?
Higgins: He was a stripper.