‘Kids These Days’
Season 10, Episode 8 - Aired November 28, 2018
When Jay volunteers to help Cameron coach the football team, they both get a lesson in political correctness. Phil and Mitchell run into Gil Thorpe in an unlikely place. After Claire runs into Alex out shopping with Gloria, things take an award turn as the mother and daughter shop for lingerie. Meanwhile, Haley isn't sure how to deal with the news that she's pregnant.
Quote from Claire
Claire: How about lingerie?
Alex: Mm. Yes, um, I would love your input on my lingerie.
Claire: What would Bill like?
Alex: Oh, something with snaps. He doesn't like complicated garments. He's easily frustrated. [chuckles]
Claire: That is so fun to know.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Did you ever regret having me when you did? Like how it kinda derailed your career?
Claire: Hmm. [sighs] I didn't love it at first. But then I saw this face.
Haley: And you were lucky enough to have Dad. He was born to be a parent.
Claire: This is gonna come as a surprise to you, but your dad was a different guy than you think.
Haley: What?! Who?! Is that why I'm so short?!
Quote from Haley
Claire: Bye!
Alex: Okay.
Haley: Why is Alex leaving the house dressed like a flasher?
Claire: She and I agreed not to discuss it.
Haley: Her sexual awakening has been tough on all of us.
Claire: Yes.