‘I'm Going to Miss This’
Season 11, Episode 16 - Aired April 1, 2020
Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye. Meanwhile, Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip, and Dylan’s mom takes the twins for the night.
Quote from Alex
Middle-aged Man: Yo! This party is the GOAT. Greatest of all time. I'm Doug, your across-the-street neighbor. I was just curbin' my bins, heard the party noise, thought I'd join up. Want a refill on that?
Alex: There is no scenario where I accept a drink from you.
Middle-aged Man: Lit.
Quote from Alex
Alex: Doug, I have cooked for you, spray tanned you, taken two of your sign spinning shifts. Are we seriously not even yet?
Doug: I think you're making too big a deal about this. I just need you to dress up like Harley Quinn and give a foot massage to the winner of my game night. Don't worry. I'm gonna win.