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Heart Broken

‘Heart Broken’

Season 4, Episode 15 -  Aired February 13, 2013

Ahead of Valentine's Day, Phil and Claire are forced to drop their alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, when Claire collapses and has to go to the hospital. Gloria and Jay are hoping to finally be together again on Valentine's Day, but they keep getting interrupted. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitch over-imbibe at their Lonely Hearts party and they pay for it the morning after.

Quote from Jay

Gloria: What? I have cigar breath?
Jay: It's not you.
Gloria: Ay. Did you already...
Jay: What? No! No.

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Quote from Jay

Jay: That's the hardest part, isn't it? When you realize you can't stop the world from hurting them.
Gloria: Now you're making me want to cry. This is not what this day is all about.
Jay: You're right.
Gloria: Okay. I'll go and get us some champagne.
Jay: Good idea.
[later:]
Gloria: [on the phone] Manny? No, nothing. Just wanted to know if everything is okay.
[meanwhile:]
Jay: [on the phone] Hi, honey. Sorry to bother you. I know you're resting. I heard you had a little scare last night.
Hey, uh, when are you going back to the doctor? 'Cause if you want, I can go with you.

Quote from Mitchell

Mitchell: [aside to camera] This year for Valentine's day, we decided to throw a lonely hearts party for all of our single friends.
Cameron: Sometimes when we're around them, we feel a little guilty for having found each other, like we're waving our love in their faces.
Mitchell: There's gotta be a better way of saying that. Anyway, it was supposed to be an elegant affair.

Quote from Cameron

Mitchell: Oh, Cam. Oh, God, that was some party last night.
Cameron: Yeah. Well, I'm just glad you made it home safely.
Mitchell: Wha- Made- Made it ho- I don't- I don't even remember leaving the party. Oh, I-I think I got a little tipsy.
Cameron: Tipsy? You were like all of the "Mad Men."

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: Oh, my gosh, Mitchell, are these Burt and Dottie Winchell's Christmas decorations? How could you?
Mitchell: They never take them down, okay? I was doing the whole neighborhood a favor.

Quote from Dylan

Cameron: Not funny, Mitchell. Look at this place. What were you thinking?
Mitchell: Okay. Cam, I yes, I went a little nuts, all right? I-I'm sorry. But I didn't do anything that can't be undone.
Dylan: Hey, roomies. Hey, thank you so much for letting me move in here.
Cameron: Yes. Could you excuse us for just a a moment, Dylan?
Dylan: Yeah. Take as much time as you need. It's your house. I just live here now.

Quote from Mitchell

Dylan: Not looking. Not looking.
Cameron: It's okay, Dylan.
Dylan: I made you guys some soups.
Mitchell: Oh, Dylan, you didn't have to do that.
Dylan: Well, Cam didn't have to offer to let me stay here, but he did. So here are soups.
Mitchell: Cam offered?
Dylan: Well, I know he was speaking for both of you. You weren't home yet. Is that a problem?
Mitchell: Not for me.

Quote from Dylan

Cameron: Oh, my God. I hate myself right now. What kind of monster throws an injured innocent onto the street?
Lily: [to Dylan] You can't live here. Get out!
Mitchell: Lily.
Cameron: Lily.
Lily: It's weird. You're a big boy.
Cameron: I'm sorry, Dylan.
Mitchell: She doesn't mean that.
Dylan: No. She's right. Everyone says it. I need to stop running from conflict. It's time to be a big boy and patch things up and move back in with my mom. I'll get my things.

Quote from Mitchell

Lily: [o.s.] This isn't a hotel!
Mitchell: Yeah, you made your point, honey! He's got it.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [wearing a name tag that says Nigel] Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk in again?

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