‘Hawaii’
Season 1, Episode 23 - Aired May 12, 2010
Jay doesn't feel like relaxing on vacation after a phone call from his brother. Phil tries to make up for their lack of a honeymoon by sending the kids away. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron disagree over how to spend their time on vacation.
Quote from Phil
Phil: No, it's over. But wait. Put a few seconds back on the clock. The kid still has a few moves.
Claire: Oh, my God.
Phil: I figured out why we couldn't have a honeymoon. Because we never had a wedding.
Claire: Oh, my God.
Phil: I still can't tell if you think this is lame or cool.
Claire: Honey, it's incredibly cool.
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