‘Halloween’
Season 2, Episode 6 - Aired October 27, 2010
Claire is counting on the whole family to make the perfect haunted house for Halloween, but they're all distracted by their own problems: Cameron is scarred by a traumatic Halloween experience, Mitchell got caught in a sticky situation at work, and Gloria is upset because Jay teased by her about her accent.
Quote from Jay
Claire: And Dad Dad, it goes lightning, thunder, fog cue.
Jay: This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Claire just doesn't understand, Cam. Maybe she's never been picked on for been different.
Claire: When, Gloria? When have you ever been picked on for "been different"?
Gloria: [normal accent] Ask the gargle.
Claire: What is she saying?
Quote from Claire
Phil: Listen. I know I haven't been much help today. That whole Jerry and Judy thing, it really hit me hard.
Claire: Is that why you've been acting like such a nut all day?
Phil: You know, what if someday that's us?
Claire: Honey. Look, you might not want to hear this right now after the meltdown I just had in there but you're kinda stuck with me.
Phil: You promise?
Claire: Oh. I do.