‘Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook’
Season 8, Episode 5 - Aired October 26, 2016
Phil and Claire are worried when Luke throws a Halloween party at home, but their concern is that the party is going to be a total bust. Phil tries to pump things up at the party as "Rod Skyhook". Mitchell thinks Cameron is taking Batman's thirst for justice a little too far as he searches for the Darth Vader kid who took too much candy. Meanwhile, Jay gets Manny to play a prank on his old nemesis Earl Chambers when Manny attends his grand daughter's party.
Quote from Phil
Luke: Here you go.
Phil: Sorry I forgot that, buddy.
Phil: I would have grabbed it myself, but we were trying to respect the whole "no parents" thing. Also, how would it look if I went into your party looking for some tail? [chuckles] I'm gonna reuse that later. Act surprised.
Quote from Alex
Reuben: I see your costume is The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.
Alex: Shut up, Reuben. You make everything terrible.
Reuben: And we're off.
Alex: Don't flatter yourself! Just because I'm alone on Halloween doesn't mean I don't have plenty of suitors! Last week, an Uber driver asked to see my feet! Reuben, are you listening to me?! Reuben!
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Cam, I feel terrible that you got hit with an egg, but you're ruining the night for Lily. Do you have to nurse every single grudge?
Cameron: I don't do that.
Mitchell: Are you kidding me? You have more archenemies than the actual Batman. How about that sales lady who helped you with the scarf?
Cameron: She implied my neck was the problem.
Mitchell: The Spanish teacher you've been working with?
Cameron: He calls me "locos frijoles" like I don't know what that means. It's "crazy beans," right?
Mitchell: Yes, it is. Oh, and don't forget about Andrew from your old choir.
Cameron: He stole my piano key scarf, which is why I had to go into the stupid scarf store to begin with!
Quote from Claire
Claire: Isn't that better? Now we can all see and hear each other. Nice, huh? You got a little something-
Sophie: Who are you, and what are you doing at my party?
Claire: Just making sure everybody's having a good, clean, safe time. Somebody's talked to you all about herpes, right?
Quote from Haley
Claire: Haley. I have been waiting for over an hour, and not a single person has left this party.
Haley: Oh, my God, this is the best sushi I've ever had. For the first time, I can taste the yellowtail from the sea and then the rice from the land, then back to the sea for the seaweed.
Claire: Looks like you did more than just seaweed.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Thanks for inviting me to your party, brah! Sweet jams. Where are all the fillies at?!
Luke: Dad?
Phil: Dad? I'm Rod Skyhook -- recent transfer student, yo! What's that knockin'? Oh, it's me, about to get this party rockin'!
Luke: Oh, God.
Phil: It's all good up under the hood, biznatches! Pretty soon, every kid in here's gonna call everyone they know, tell them to get their butts down here. You want to gas up the foot traffic-
Luke: I'm not inviting parents.
Phil: Your party, broseph! Sorry, Jack. I'm gonna need some beats! ['80s hip-hop plays]
Quote from Luke
Luke: Don't waste this gold on me. Get over to the Hendersons' party, put your keys in a bowl, do the Hustle.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Hey. I just heard a story about a kid who had an unsupervised party and one of the guests broke his leg because he jumped off the roof onto a trampoline and sued the parents.
Luke: We have a trampoline. And a roof.
Claire: I need to know that you're joking.
Luke: Mom, I have everything under control.
Phil: [laughing] Claire, come on! He's a responsible young man! Have a little faith in your son. [to ALex] These are all the emergency numbers. That's Fire, Police, Poison Control, Homeland Security. You're in charge. I mean, unless you happen to have other plans.
Alex: Yeah, let's just pretend I partied too hard last night.
Phil: You're an animal.
Quote from Manny
Manny: Huh? You get who this is, right?
Jay: Harriet Tub Man? Oh, Joyce Carol Floats. Farrah Faucet, spelled F-A-U...
Manny: Yeah, I get it. And why are you only guessing women? I'm Dalton Trumbo, blacklisted screenwriter, wrote in a bathtub. I'm a little worried that because of the movie, a lot of people will have this costume.
Jay: I think you're good. Nobody going to Luke's party will ever be able to figure out that costume.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Come on. The party's going to be at Sophie's grandpa's mansion. It's the social event of the season.
Gloria: You're going to Luke's!
Manny: That's not fair!
Jay: You heard your mother! You're going to Luke's! [softly] You're going to Earl's.
Manny: What?
Jay: You're gonna put dead fish in his shoes. And I'm gonna cover for you if your mother gets suspicious.
Manny: Where am I going to hide fish?
Jay: You're in a bathtub!