‘Games People Play’
Season 4, Episode 23 - Aired May 15, 2013
After Phil gets a brand new RV with hopes of taking the family on a summer road trip, Claire decides to let him learn the hard way that the whole family being cooped up in a moving vehicle is a terrible idea. Jay and Gloria go on a wild goose chase for Manny's misplaced backpack, breaking into Claire and Mitchell's houses along the way. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron get into the competitive spirit when they support Lily at a gymnastics class.
Quote from Haley
Haley: You guys wanna feel better? I auditioned to be a Laker girl this morning.
Claire: What? You did?
Alex: No way.
Haley: I took all those dance classes when I was younger, and, I don't know. I've been trying to figure out what I want to do with my life, so I saw online that there were open tryouts, so I went down there.
Claire: And?
Haley: I'm the new head Laker Girl, mom. It was a disaster. I was the worst one there. I couldn't even get through my routine.
Alex: You have a routine?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Pat, Heath, you guys have given me the courage to go back in there, stand up to my wife, and tell her she was right all along.
Heath: Happy trails, Phil.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Phil, I have to show you something.
Phil: Don't gloat. I get it. I keep trying to push this family closer together, but they need their space.
Claire: No, no, no. We have too much space. Being in trapped in one room has forced us to actually talk to one another, and I have found out some incredible things about our kids.
Phil: Wait. Incredible good?
Claire: You tell me.