‘Game Changer’
Season 1, Episode 19 - Aired March 31, 2010
All Phil wants for his birthday is the new Apple iPad. As Mitchell tries to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in his neighbors' marital problems. Meanwhile, Jay regrets challenging Manny to a game of chess.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Who wants some cake?
Phil: I used to, but I don't desire food any- Oh, my God. You got it! All this time I said I didn't care, but I do care. I care so much!
Claire: Do you want to blow out the candles?
Phil: Yes.
Claire: Go on. Go.
Phil: [blowing] It did not just do that!
Claire: Yes, it did!
Quote from Mitchell
Jake: [over baby monitor] Thank God that guy came over. What did he say his name was?
Debbie: [over baby monitor] He didn't. Must be an angel.
Cameron: Did you hear that? I'm an angel.
Jake: Or some creepy perv.
Debbie: Yeah. How did he know? Eww.
Jake: Maybe I should call the police.
Debbie: You should call the police.
Jake: I'm gonna call the police.
Cameron: And they lived happily ever after.
Mitchell: No, Cam. Where are you going? It was just getting good. I want- That's my program.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [to iPad] I love you.
Claire: I love you too, honey.
Phil: Oh. Okay. [strokes iPad]