Frank Dunphy Quotes Page 5 of 5
Quote from Ringmaster Keifth
Frank: Yeah, Lorraine used to bring out the holy terror in Phil. It seemed like he wanted to be spanked by her.
Phil: No, I did not.
Claire: How long has this been going on?
Frank: Well, we reconnected earlier this year on jury duty. I was the lone holdout on a triple homicide case. You can just feel when someone is innocent, you know?
Claire: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Frank: But Lorraine said she'd go out to lunch with me if I changed my vote, so here we are.
Quote from Ringmaster Keifth
Lorraine: Is it weird we've barely seen Phil since we've been here?
Frank: He was always a wanderer. It's the curse of being a genius.
Quote from Ringmaster Keifth
Claire: Well, Frank, I'm really sorry about that hose thing.
Frank: Oh, no hard feelings. Shirt needed freshening anyway. I haven't washed it since we stopped to take pictures at Smokey-Top, Utah's longest, continuously burning tire fire.
Quote from Ringmaster Keifth
Frank: It's like I said in my wedding toast that bride of yours is fearless.
Phil: Yeah. Funny thing is, we went to an amusement park earlier today and she was too scared to get on this one ride. Or she pretended to be so that I wouldn't have to admit how scared I was. I have a hunch that she's not the only one who's trying to protect my feelings today.
Frank: You seem to be rambling, son.
Phil: When you hugged Claire earlier, she felt a ring box in your pocket.
Frank: What? That wasn't a ring box. It was... Where am I? I'm so old and confused.
Quote from Finding Fizbo
Frank: Excuse me. Do you serve crabs here?
Phil: We serve anyone.
Frank: Jokes only get old because they're good, right?
Phil: Nailed it.
Quote from Finding Fizbo
Phil: Now, if it's not too much trouble, maybe we could get back on schedule. We don't want to miss Sedaka's opening act Extremely Little Richard.
Frank: Good golly, is he small!
Ray: Change of plans I traded those tickets for seats to "Sexcalibur."
Phil: You what?
Ray: It's a dirty "Medieval Times."
Phil: Are you kidding me?
Frank: It's okay, Phil. I waited 79 years to see Neil Sedaka. I can wait another 79.
Quote from Finding Fizbo
Phil: So much is changing, Dad. I guess I'm kind of afraid that this is the end of an era. Now I have to share you with Lorraine, with that.
Frank: You're not losing me. As a matter of fact, you're gonna be seeing a lot more of me. Lorraine and I have been kind of kicking around the idea of moving to California.
Phil: To be closer to me?
Frank: Yes. And to be farther from Ray.
Quote from ClosetCon '13
Frank: Be a hero. Bring her home.
Jeanine: I guess I'll call a cab.
Frank: So long, Jeanine.