‘Flip Flop’
Season 4, Episode 20 - Aired April 10, 2013
When Claire and Cameron's "flipped" house goes back on the market, they find selling the property isn't as easy as they expected. Meanwhile, Javier visits Manny and brings along his new girlfriend.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [on the phone] Guess what, Gil. This was a courtesy call to tell you that I have another buyer. So you can tell your buyer that you cost them a great house necause you got cocky and overplayed your hand. Prepare to Phil the agony of dun-feat. [hangs up] Both names!
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [on seeing Barkley] Again?
Jay: Would you believe she made me keep this in the attic? Gloria, Trish says this is art.
Trish: What was it Thoreau said? "It's not what you look at that matters. It's what you see."
Jay: Hear that? You were wrong.
Gloria: Keep talking like that, and you will find out how he lost his voice box.
Quote from Luke
Phil: Well, Zack Barbie is indeed an adult, he likes the neighborhood, and he's interested.
Claire: Oh, thank God.
Luke: Really? Did God come in here and tell you about him? Because I don't remember it that way.
Quote from Haley
Mitchell: Phil, do you think this is the right house for him?
Phil: It's hard to tell. He's young. He's single. I don't know anything else about him.
Haley: Zack Barbie. Born 1986. Went to college at a place called "mit."
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Likes Chicago Blackhawks, kickboxing, the movie "Die hard," and beer.
Claire: He sounds like a frat boy.
Haley: Oh, he's many things. He meditates, he loves Indian food, and he's crazy about his dog Otis. Does the house have a doggie door?
Claire: No.
Haley: Put one in. You get to Barbie through Otis.
Phil: She's like the girl with the dragon tattoo.
Cameron: With cuter hair.
Haley: Stop talking!
Mitchell: Oh, she really is.
Quote from Phil
Phil: And did I mention that from the back of the garden, you can almost see a piece of the building that they shot "Die Hard" in? I like to sit back there sometimes. It's a great place to gather my thoughts and just I don't know. Be in the now.
Zack: I meditate every day.
Phil: Yippee-ki-yay! What are the odds?
Quote from Gil Thorpe
Gil Thorpe: Your office said you'd be over here.
Phil: Yeah, I am here. With my buyers. What do you guys think?
Mitchell: Oh, my God! This house is perfect.
Cameron: I especially love the warm embrace of the parlor!
Mitchell: It screams you.
Cameron: No, it screams you, sweetie.
Mitchell: Oh, dis doggie door, Cam. Look.
Gil Thorpe: Damn it. Gays. They come to play.
Quote from Gil Thorpe
Phil: That's my wife. I better take it.
Gil Thorpe: Hey, hey. Whoa, listen. Whatever you do, don't tell her you're playing golf on a weekday. You'll be doing dishes all night.
Phil: Good call. Thank you, my man. [answers phone] Hey, honey. What's up? Oh, not much. Just, uh, in a meeting. You know, working hard, bringing home the bacon.
Gil Thorpe: No, he's not! He's playing golf! [laughing]
Phil: No.
Gil Thorpe: Um fore! Nice putt! [laughing] Why you lying to your wife, Dunphy? Huh? Hey, he had a beer at lunch, too!
Phil: What is wrong with you?
Gil Thorpe: You just got thorpedoed! Come back here.
Quote from Jay
Luke: Where'd you get all this sweet furniture? Oh, we rented it to make the house feel more comfortable and inviting.
Cameron: Don't sit there! Oh, my gosh. It took me 20 minutes to get these chops just right. There. Does that look straight?
Jay: Nothing about that looks straight.