‘Five Minutes’
Season 8, Episode 18 - Aired March 29, 2017
A lot can happen in five minutes: Mitchell and Cameron must race from one airport gate to another while dealing with the effects of the sleeping pills they took; Claire and Phil are in for a surprise when they drop by Alex's college dorm room unannounced; Manny struggles to find a parking space as Jay and Gloria disagree over her storytelling technique; and Haley and Rainer's relationship goes through the mill in the time it takes for a birthday cake to arrive.
Quote from Mitchell
Flight attendant: Just make your way over to gate 32.
Mitchell: Okay. Okay.
Cameron: [mouthing] Thank you.
Mitchell: I can... wow.
Cameron: Wait, why do these say "Dallas"?
Mitchell: I have no idea.
Cameron: Ma'am, sorry, there's been a horrible mistake. We don't want to go to Dallas.
Flight attendant: Okay. Listen carefully, you're connecting in Dallas to Turks and Caicos. You need to be at gate in four minutes, do you understand?
Cameron: Yes. I'm not an idiot. Okay, we have to be at gate 4 in 32 minutes.
Flight attendant: No, gate 32, write it down.
Mitchell: Okay. Wow.
Cameron: Why is she so angry?
Mitchell: Isn't it obvious? She's totally into me. She gave me a marker.