Alex: And don't worry, we'll always remember to feed him and keep him healthy.
Luke: Is there a pill in here?
Haley: So, you don't want a shiny coat?

Haley: So, as you can see, we can do this.
Alex: We know a dog's a lot of work, but we'll never have to do it alone.
Haley: Yeah, it will always be the three of us. Always. The end.

Haley: You guys know you can call me anytime, right?
Alex: And it's easy to visit Switzerland, so...
Luke: And I can still count on you for relationship advice, right? I don't want to become one of those pathetic guys that lets women manipulate them. We're gonna be fine.
Haley: Sit.
Alex: Stay.