‘Fight or Flight’
Season 6, Episode 15 - Aired February 18, 2015
After a long weekend camping with Phil's old cheerleading buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first class seat on the return flight home. Meanwhile, Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to stand up for himself against a bully in his cooking class. Mitchell, Cameron, Pepper and Ronaldo throw a baby shower for Sal, who seems like a new woman since the birth of her child.
Quote from Phil
Dana: So I have 20 fur coats in my closet but I'm the only one of my friends who even wears them anymore so you tell me who's endangered.
Phil: Jillian's waiting for you in my seat to give you a little back rub.
Claire: You don't have to do this.
Phil: You didn't have to be so great this weekend but you were, so thank you. And I should have said that earlier. Mwah! Go enjoy the rest of your flight. I'll deal with this.
Dana: "Deal with this"? I'm a state senator's mistress.
Claire: You're my hero.
Quote from Sal
Cameron: Sal! Oh, well, you're back.
Sal: What the hell are you four doing?
Mitchell: You walked out and left your baby without saying a word so maybe we'll be asking the questions.
Sal: I told John-John where I was going.
Mitchell: The drunkest guy at the party.
Sal: Excuse me for not wanting to interrupt your fierce debate "Who's hotter, Mr. Clean or the Brawny paper towel man?"
Quote from Pepper
Sal: This little dude he's the one thing in my life that I cannot mess up. I just wish I could give him a dad.
Cameron: Well, what about us?
Ronaldo: We could be Sammy's dad.
Pepper: All of us.
Sal: Sal, we love you and we're always here for you whatever you need.
Pepper: Except we'll be in Capri all of July.
Cameron: Seriously, Sal, you and Sammy will never be alone.
Sal: You guys are so sweet.
Pepper: Wait. June's no good either. I'm getting my neck done.