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Farm Strong

‘Farm Strong’

Season 5, Episode 4 -  Aired October 9, 2013

When Cameron's older, single sister Pam visits, he decides to keep the news of his and Mitchell's engagement secret. Phil and Claire decide to skip Luke's soccer game so they can get some household chores done. Meanwhile, Jay thinks Gloria is in denial about needing reading glasses, on the 100th episode of Modern Family.

Quote from Mitchell

Mitchell: Seriously, Pameron?

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Quote from Phil

Phil: Hey, buddy. I'm so sorry I missed your game.
Claire: We are both so sorry we missed your game.
Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually, it's not a bunch of crows. It's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!

Quote from Phil

Jay: Hey, I got one. Remember that blue rotary phone you gave me for Christmas?
Cameron: Yes.
Jay: I tossed it.
Cameron: Okay. May I ask the reason?
Jay: It made me feel like Ann-Margret in "Bye Bye Birdie."
Phil: Why?!

Quote from Jay

Jay: Well, I for one love that you're getting older. It makes me feel closer to you.
Gloria: So you'll like it if I get all wrinkly and saggy?
Jay: Well, I wouldn't make it a goal.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Okay, I'll wear them. [puts the glasses on, gasps]
Jay: What?
Gloria: Nothing. You have lines there. I can see them very clearly now with these-
Jay: Okay, okay, these are just for reading.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I won't be able to hear her. She won't be able to see me.
Gloria: We'll be together forever.

Quote from Cameron

Lily: Sometimes when you read to me, I pretend to fall asleep so you'll go.
Cameron: [wails]
Jay: I heard that one.
Cameron: Well, I heard you all loud and clear. I have to use the restroom.
Phil: So, Cam, you're sensitive. Big deal. It's one of your best qualities.
Cameron: Thank you Phil. And I'm sorry your Beyonce-loving wife went to Luke's game without you. [pulls handle off door] See? Farm strong!

Quote from Phil

Phil: Don't worry about it, big guy. I have trouble smelling lemons.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Hey, everybody, you remember my sister, Pam.
Claire: Oh, hi, Pam.
Cameron: She's here to pay a visit and cast aspersions.
Pam: Oh, grow up.
Cameron: You grow up.
Pam: Real good one. Hi, y'all. I brought boar.

Quote from Gloria

Jay: Hey, hon. I'm sorry about what I did before. I saw this, and I thought it would look beautiful on you.
Gloria: You know I can't stay mad at you when you buy me... glasses, you son of a bitch!

Quote from Phil

Phil: Remember before we had kids and we could just lie in bed on Saturday.
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?

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