Cameron: Why is she doing that with her face?
Mitchell: I don't know. I've never seen such a weird, forced smile.
Lily: How do I look?
Mitchell: Beautiful.
Cameron: Perfect.

Claire: Oh, wow. What an amazing campus! I mean, look at these cool buildings. And did you guys see the turtles? And check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great. Maybe you can see how crazy you're being right now.
Phil: God, I wish I'd brought a frisbee.

Luke: Okay. I'm gonna peel off and hit the robotics lab to see how close they are to a working female.
Phil: Hold on. They're not nearly as close as you'd hope, and you're not leaving my side.

Haley: Hey, I'd love the 50 bucks, but I'm pretty sure mom wants me here.
Claire: No, I don't. You can go.
Haley: Oh, you can drop the act. I know you guys forced me to come here so I can watch Alex and get all inspired by college again.
Phil: We really didn't.
Claire: Yeah, you just got in the car. I only packed four sandwiches.

Jay: Is that Gloria's gift to me? What is it?
Manny: I don't know.
Jay: Sure you do. I can tell by the wrap job. She can't make corners like this, Manny!
Manny: Only because she's always in such a hurry. Is life so busy you can't take 20 minutes to get out the straight-edge and wrap a gift anymore?

Jay: Come on. I'm a little anxious about my gift for her. It would make me feel a lot better if I knew she phoned this one in.
Manny: Sorry, Jay. Only time will tell.
Jay: Oh, God. It's that black Panerai watch I wanted, isn't it?!
Manny: Why can't you be this fast when I'm your charades partner?

Cameron: I'm gonna talk to her. I've been photographing her for years. We have a relationship.
Mitchell: Really? What's she like?
Cameron: I mean a professional relationship. Look, I'm gonna tell her- her smile is forced, it's unnatural, and we're not going home until we get what we need.
Mitchell: Couple of things: we are home, and that's mean.

Cameron: What's your suggestion?
Mitchell: We show her the photos and let her discover her weird smile on her own.
Cameron: Okay. That's good. I video our football games so I can see what we're doing wrong. That's how I figured out that powder-blue windbreaker washed me out so much.
Mitchell: Oh, thank God. I'm sure the team appreciated that.

Mitchell: Lily, is there anything that you see in yourself that you would want to change here?
Lily: Well, maybe we should just do one more?
Mitchell: Really? Okay.
Lily: [pointing to Cam's face] This might need a little powder.

Manny: What is it?
Jay: It's a bunny. It used to be my nickname for her. On our first date, she had a cold, and she was sniffling a lot, and her nose would wrinkle up real cute. You know, like a bunny.
Manny: That's so sweet.
Jay: Yeah, but that watch is big and gorgeous and costs big bucks. I can't give her something handmade. I mean, she -- She's not sensitive like you and me.
Manny: Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here, and you brought back a gem.
Jay: Knock it off. You think so?
Manny: She's gonna love it. It's perfect.
Jay: Perfect? Nah. But teacher Pablo did say it shows great promise. And I am proud of the tail. Look at that. No, no, I said look.