‘Diamond in the Rough’
Season 4, Episode 10 - Aired December 12, 2012
As Claire and Cameron work together to make a baseball field for Manny and Luke's team, they have the idea of teaming up to try and flip a house. Mitchell and Phil want to put a stop to that idea, although Phil is reluctant to be seen as the bad guy. Meanwhile, Gloria uses a microphone to talk to her unborn child.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Sometimes I don't understand people. They do crazy things for the dumbest reasons. They convince themselves it'll all work out. Despite all the evidence to the contrary. Which I guess isn't so bad.
Quote from Manny
Manny: I'm going to march out there and swing as hard as I can. And if every sports movie is correct, I'm going to smack that ball, and everyone will chant my name as I round the bases. By the way, it is always counterclockwise, or do I get to choose?
Luke: I don't think it's gonna matter.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [singing, off-key] Oh say can you see? By the dawn's early light? And the rocket's red glare!
Quote from Jay
Jay: All I'm saying is, I hope to god you don't have your mother's singing voice. But, man, I hope you get her self-confidence. [Gloria loudly snores] Try to get some sleep. I'll talk to you in the morning.
Quote from Manny
Phil: Two outs, bottom of the sixth, tied at 4. This is it, folks. The whole game comes down to this. Manny Delgado 0 for 3 on the day. Gloria, your thoughts?
Gloria: I think he's going to hit the home run.
Jay: Please, God, give me one.
Gloria: Manny, stand up straight!
Jay: But bend your knees.
Claire: Widen your stance!
Manny: Would you please let me just-
Umpire: Take your base!
Luke: You did it! Run, Manny!
Manny: I did it?
Jay: No, no, no, no! Not that way!
Luke: Wrong way!
Jay: Oh, why do I bother? He's gonna do what he wants.