‘Crying Out Loud’
Season 6, Episode 23 - Aired May 13, 2015
The family is determined to make Alex celebrate her senior ditch day and Phil, Luke and Haley forcefully take her out but end up at an unexpected detour. Claire is torn when she gets a job offer from a big hotel chain but feeling torn quickly gets replaced with feelings of confusion when she can’t tell whether or not Jay really cares if she stays or goes. And with Manny groggy off of pain killers from his wisdom teeth procedure, Gloria seizes the moment to put a sabotage plan into effect to break Manny and his new girlfriend up.Quote from Alex
Phil: Alex, you have worked so insanely hard this year. You deserve this ditch day more than anyone. So, guess what? We're going to California Adventure.
Haley: Whoo!
Luke: Without Mom.
All: Yeah! [chanting] Ditch day! Ditch day! - Ditch day!
Alex: Is this a high holiday for you people?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: That's it. I'm doing it. I'm throwing out all my socks and starting over.
Mitchell: And they say Tina was brave for leaving Ike.
Quote from Cameron
[flashback:]
Mitchell: Oh, that's good. I can feel it working.
Cameron: I know, I can finally breathe.
Lily: I can't hear myself think. [unplugs steamer]
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Nice preview of our sunset years.
Cameron: She literally pulled the plug on us.
Quote from Jay
Claire: Are you ready to have a laugh?
Jay: Janice's haircut? Give her some slack. She just went through a breakup with a woman, I assume, based on the haircut.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You got to take this offer.
Claire: What?
Jay: Higher salary. Better benefits. You might have to travel more, which is time away from Phil. Nothing but upside.
Quote from Manny
Manny: Hey, will I still get wise without my wisdom teeth? You get it?
Gloria: Every time.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: Kylie said she'd meet me at the dentist, and she never came.
Gloria: Ay, I know, papi. I'm so sorry. But I'm gonna get you a very nice pillow from your bedroom.
Manny: She wants me to go away with her to drama camp this summer and then she doesn't even show up today?
Gloria: Maybe Kylie change her mind about camp. Maybe she plans to be with many men, and she doesn't deserve you.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I hid it very well from Manny, but I hated that girl. She was getting too serious too fast.
Quote from Haley
Phil: Wow.
Haley: Dad, you know it's not a movie called Demolition Notice, right?
Quote from Phil
Phil: I built this theater with these two hands plus the 28 hands of 14 other guys.
Alex: You built this?
Phil: Renovated it. Before I got into real estate, I worked construction.
Haley: You worked construction?
Phil: Yeah. Stop saying it like that.
Quote from Mitchell
Claire: You know what? You're right. Let's do you. Your problem is bigger than mine anyway 'cause if your plan is to cry in front of Lily, forget it. You're too emotionally constipated.
Mitchell: I-I know you're joking, Claire but sometimes sometimes words hurt, you know? And to think that my own sister [voice breaks] My own sister would accuse me of- Oh, screw it. I'll just work up some tears with a sad movie.