Jay: Check this out.
Gloria: Oh, my God!
Jay: [laughs] See? You don't get that reaction from a picture of a dusty guy picking oranges on Sunset Boulevard.
Gloria: That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Joe: But I like my hair!
Gloria: No, not you, sweetie. You're perfect. And no woman will ever deserve you.
Manny: Hey, I don't know if you journal, but you might want to dog-ear today's page for your future therapist.