Mitchell: Okay, this is too soon. She wasn't supposed to give birth for two more weeks.
Cameron: Yeah, and, you know, not to be critical of women, but how hard is it just to hold it in? You know, I had that giant coffee and sat through Manny's one-man "Uncle Vanya."
Mitchell: We... We... We still haven't baby-proofed. We don't... We don't have a changing table.
Cameron: I haven't even started painting the mural above the baby's crib yet.
Mitchell: Okay, so I guess there are some positives.