Phil: Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, your dad came over to help me. I gotta fix that step.
Luke: It splintered. I wiped out this morning and landed on my head.
Claire: Yeah, but my call.
Jay: We gotta take care of that before someone gets hurt.
Luke: Someone did.
Phil: I mean, what if it was Haley with the babies? Or Dylan? Or...?
Luke: Or me. I threw up.
Jay: Holy Moses. Gloria was here yesterday in heels. That could've been ugly.
Luke: [sighs] I'm sleepy.
Phil: Buddy, you gotta move. Someone's gonna trip over you.