Quote from Gloria in Dead on A Rival
Manny: It's from Dad. "I'm almost there."
Gloria: If "almost there" was a place, Javier would be the mayor. [Joe laughs]
Manny: Please stop taking pot shots at his expense.
Gloria: Pot shots are the only thing that we can take at his expense. [Joe laughs]
Manny: I mean it, Mom. You've even poisoned Joe.
Joe: You mean with her cooking?
Gloria: Hey, we're only making fun of Javier!
Manny: No, we're not. Promise me.
Gloria: Okay, fine, I promise. If my good-natured ribbing is making you uncomfortable, I will refrain.
Jay: I've got her on Word a Day cards. We'll see how long it holds.