Jay: Gloria, we should not be involved. You know what my dad always said to me every time I was down? Nothing. I learned to figure everything out on my own.
Gloria: This is your least attractive quality. Where is your empathy?
Jay: I have empathy. That's the one where you care about people, right?
Gloria: You don't go out of your way for anyone.
Jay: Yes, I do. You remember that little valet at the club? If I hadn't got him fired, he'd still be moving everybody's seats up.