Quote from Gloria in Tree's A Crowd
Gloria: Luke! [wakes him up] Luke: Again? I thought we were even. Gloria: I need you to do something for Manny. It'll mean the world to him. Luke: Okay, I guess. Gloria: I want you to go to Sherry's improv show, talk him up to her. I want her to regret breaking up with him. Luke: No. Not that. Anything but improv. Gloria: Improv is no different than getting waterboarded. Just stay calm, go to a pleasant place in your mind, and remember that you're not actually dying. Luke: Fine. I'll do it. Gloria: Good boy. [tucks him in] Go back to sleep. Luke: Why'd you bring a crowbar? Gloria: No reason.