Claire: No, no, no! Stop! No one's leaving. We're not gonna let one little misstep make us forget everything this company has given us. I loved being a stay-at-home mom. I did. But working here has given me a whole new sense of self. And come on. One mistake does not make us evil. We will come clean. We'll recall the product. We'll do whatever we have to do. Because under this tech B.S., there is a company we love. Look, we may no longer make smart closets, but we sure as hell are gonna make smart closets.
Claire: [closet voice] Looking for a smart outfit? Maintain eye contact with the mirror and begin stripping down.
Claire: I deeply regret that.